I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy— they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made…” - The Great Gatsby (F. Scott Fitzgerald)
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Facebook thought he actually had a baby and wanted me to send him baby presents.
Oh Lordie that sax is GORGEOUS
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If anyone from Tumblr were in a horror movie.
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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
Did these people even read the book? I mean seriously, now…
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OMFG….
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Oh my god I’m gonna scream lol
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well, we know who didn’t pay attention in high school english classes
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Is God a flying spaghetti monster?
If you’re an atheist who has ever used this analogy then please watch this.
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I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T
so much swag in 3 people
best series ever made
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